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Hi there. This is my low-ish-effort website I don't update on any vaguely consistent basis. If you want to see the dumb internet things I do on something vaguely resembling a consistent basis, please click one of these fancy social media links:

Alternatively, here's a super incomplete grab bag of random junk, as of December 2018.

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You can find some miscellaneous garbage here, too, should you so care.

More soon! Well, "soon" in the relative sense. Within the next ten years, probably.

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